4.23.2002

Flower

These last few days, there's clearly a collective mood of doubt and depression, but there's also no shortage of horniness. Inspired by the ATF, I've been downloading Liz Phair, and came across "Flower", which hasn't ceased to make me laugh yet:

Every time I see your face
I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by
I heave a sigh of pain


Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it


Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions too


Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect suck me size


You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so
Obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen


You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Cramming slamming ramming in me


Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it


Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you 'til your dick is blue



All together now!

4.20.2002

Hey Day

It's a been a while.

Spring Break '02 was off the hizook. A motley crew went to Key Largo and thoroughly enjoyed itself. Wow, it seems like such a long time ago now. We saw one of the worst movies I've seen in a while, The Time Machine. It's really funny when th e fianceé gets run over by the carriage, though. We went midnight bowling and Heather got hit on by D.J. Dave. We went to Key West. We went swimming while drunk; "watch out for the sand sharks." We were there at the fair in Miami! We drove around in style in Ol' Blackie. Josh forced us into about 23 Taco Bell runs. Pat and Fran have cocktail hour! Mark Evans turns me on.

Then there was more anglophilic madness with Ruddigore. Can you jig it?

Brooke posed the question, do the ends justify the beans in Hershey's employment of child slave labor on cocoa plantations in Côte d'Ivoire? But we chose to ultimately analyze the problem through the ISCT framework. Personal thanks to Brooke and Raina for covering my ass.

I've spent many a night-to-morning working on marketing projects. Yana and I had many adventures, from gender to gpa to college year to homeless people at 4 in the morning. She's a cool chick. No doubt.

Barbara Schaff nous a rendu visite.

Superstar rocked, sold out on Saturday. My 'rents came down and gave me beer for my birthday! Speaking of which, the party was definitely a high point of this semester. Ask Dani and Bob for some memorable lines. Or read this letter from Erin, written in the wee hours.

HEY DAY. I'm a senior now. Ooh.

Josh and I performed our skit at the Alternative Theatre Festival.

And what am I doing now? Reading Days just started, thus I am fucking around with this page. Also looking for that ever-elusive internship. Maybe just a job now. Also trying not to be an unreliable asshole. Also formulating summer goals, this year's is learning how to play guitar. But maybe I shouldn't get my hopes up; I didn't learn to drive stick, after all.