All These Things That I've Done

"I got soul, but I'm not a soldier."


Resolutions, 2005

The guide at the New York Botanical Garden said,"It's a race to see whether we destroy ourselves or save ourselves."

Honey, you don't know the half of it! Listen lady, I was going to enlist in the Honesty Revolution Monday morning, but I was late for work. I didn't have time.

It's been a great holiday season in the city. Our girl has come home. The Russians are in love and engaged (Russians). The work and apartment parties were genuinely good times. Our couch--I mean, guest bed--has never seen such action.

What are we doing for New Year's? Here it is. I was thinking of taking up the Huntsmanites' invitation to dinner, then going to my apartment. Sitting and drinking. You are welcome to come, dear reader. Bring Your Own Beer. Bring Your Own Food. Bring Your Own Drama. I will not provide any.

Resolutions: Swear less. Get hot. La Bonne Soupe.