10.03.2011

People You May Know, According to LinkedIn

I don't know how LinkedIn comes up with its suggestions for "people you may know," but I have found it impressive bordering on creepy.

"You're my boyfriend's cousin's boyfriend. How are you on there? I didn't even know your last name until LinkedIn told it to me."

The successful one-up:

"I had sex with you in Paris!!! That's the ONLY connection!"