"Brian inherited your way of opening bags. Like they were invaded by the Russian Army."   --Dad

JP uses scissors to neatly open bags of potato chips and cereal.  I, like my mom and her mom before her, have a tendency to tear things apart.

Blog Silence

It's been a while.  I feel like there is enormous pressure to say something humorous/eloquent/memorable/meaningful to account for my absence, but I will only disappoint you.